A more traditional translation can be found here.

If you join twitter for real, I promise to never even mention your novel again.

tl;dr

Now I await the massive surge in hits as word spreads through the enormous worldwide Robert Walser fanbase.

i am the proud, previous owner, of two robert walser books as well as the brothers quay film made from one of them. he is no bruno schultz though

That's all right. Do your thing.

Robert, I'm so pleased to discover that the rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated!