There is a lot of crap on the Internet, as anyone who spends much time enjoying it knows. This, though, was really fantastic, figuratively and literally. Thank you!
Also, there's a tiny typo:
“I’m not sure, sir. He’s quite busy these days, with out acquisition of Suriname.”
Not to presume or anything, but that should be "our acquisition".
-Joe Ardent @ joe at ardent dot nebcorp dot com