That's much better than being in people's refrigerators.

Oooh, that brings back memories! *shudders*

an orange? what happened to the tomato, bloody red and pregnant with the seeds of death?

I enjoyed your eleven kid stories.

A conversation between my eldest child and Dad(who is, obviously, more astronomical than theological), for your entertainment:

Hayleigh: Are Jesus and God the same person?
Dad: Well, they say that Jesus is the son of God.
Hayleigh: Oh, God orbits around Jesus?

Or from Emma, on a walk:

(wrinkling up her nose, sniffing,) "I smell cow-poop. Let's sing cow-poop songs!" alas, we didn't know any cow-poop songs and she refused to volunteer any...

I have another one from the middle child, but it's a bit off-colour so i'll let it be....

Hey! How do you know about the tomato!? :-)